Zen ow-er moo-VEE dis week is Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance, pardon excuse moi, ZE SPIREET OF VONGANCE! Jahnny Blaaaze ‘as ‘idden ‘imself away from de world in Eastern Europe but he must become ze ri-dah again! It stars Nicolas Cage at ‘is beaucoup crah-zeh as he must rescue a child from the clutches of evil! It also stahs Idris Elbah who ‘as a tres bien Fronch accent! Sacre merde dis film is weird mon ami!
Next episode is the bizarre Turkish bootleg superhero movie THREE GIANT MEN AKA 3 DEV ADAM where Captain America must team up with legendary Mexican Luchadore El Santo to battle an evil Spider-man and his gang of thugs. Really. And the costumes would make the most incompetent cosplayer blush. You can watch it for free on Youtube!